peanutbutterbananawiches asked: I know I've already told you this (and probably a bunch of other people here on Tumblr) but this blog is and always will be one of my favorites. I personally found the Itzhak Perlman wheelchair joke hilarious and the "pull out one"... Oh gosh... Your cards keep getting better and better :)
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when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing
i worry about the people on here sometimes
For revealing the truth about the mystic river chant process?